I have a candle here
It's been with me all year
I want to light it soon
But badfics say it's noon

DOGA agents light, we light
Our fires burn so bright
DOGA agents light, we light
Our fires burn so bright!

My flamethrower's a blast
Just like in all years past
It helps me out a lot
In all the tightest spots

DOGA agents light, we light
Our fires burn so bright
DOGA agents light, we light
Our fires burn so bright!

And when new kingdoms grow
Where none should be, I go
And burn them down so we
Can keep the canon free

DOGA agents light, we light
Our fires burn so bright
DOGA agents light, we light
Our fires burn so bright!