This department, we step boldly into fanfics
We’re scouting out for the plotholes and pitfalls
This department is thankless and largely ignored
But without them the Action agents would stumble
Into unknowns
We write up all reports
And pray for more Bleeprin

This department, we sort out the goodfics from bad
With no respites from the brain-breaking workload
This department, we travel at length through the world incognito
With only Bleeprin in tow

Don’t forget
Don’t forget us spies
Who sort
Your missions

This department is scarred, bearing wounds in our hearts
And feeling the full weight of our burdens
This department goes on in the wings of a stage
Underneath Rosa, we will carry on
Through Pit and Circle

Don’t forget
Don’t forget us spies
Who sort
Your missions