Dear Ironic Overpower,
Lean your ear this way;
Don't you tell a single soul
What I'm going to say,

Our next mission's coming soon;
Now my dear IO,
Whisper what you'll make me see;
I really need to know.

When the console's beeping loud,
When I'm fast asleep,
Through the portal, dressed in black,
With our packs we'll creep;

All the charges we will find
In the assigned fics;
We each want our own rewards;
So please give them quick.

Jay wants a new Polaroid;
Luxury wants a dolly;
Nume just wants a new novel,
one he hasn't read.

As for me, I hardly know
so I'll go to rest;
Choose, Ironic Overpower,
What you think is best.