O little town of Ponyville,
How still we see thee lie
Enjoy thy deep and peaceful sleep,
For agents are standing by.
We will protect thy canon
Against the badfic blight;
Let Suethors fear and Boarders cheer
Our promise made this night.

Thy canon brings us knowledge
Along with joy and friends
For all of us and those we love,
We'll change how the stories end.
Now, Boarders all, together
Proclaim our cause's worth
By hoof and spell, let friendship's bell
Ring out o'er all the earth.