Make It Go!
Author: | Laburnum |
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Tune: | "Let It Snow!" by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne |
Year: | 2011 |
Oh, the Mary Sue is so frightful
That her screams will be delightful
The canon's pleading, we know,
"Make it go, make it go, make it go!"
She doesn't show any right spelling,
And the plotholes leave us yelling
Does she punctuate either? No!
Make it go, make it go, make it go!
When she finally kisses her prey,
We can strike – how we loathe the wait!
But the charge list needs writing today
Or a lecture we'll get, which we hate.
The Sue is finally dying,
With her gold some Bleeprin we're buying,
To erase the thoughts of her show,
Make it go, make it go, make it go!