Down through the roof, do raindrops fall?
We are the ones you should give a call.
Is the Four-S now on the blink?
We'll fix it; that way you can think.

We maintain PPC grounds,
Be it in HQ or the town.
And if aught breaks, we shall come quick.
And what needs fixing we shall fix.

Crisis supplies we keep maintained
And make sure that they're up-to-date.
Parks are maintained by greenspace teams.
And th'HQ pool we keep quite clean

We maintain PPC grounds,
Be they in HQ or the town.
And if aught breaks, we shall come quick.
And what needs fixing we shall fix.

We're not called when Doctor Four's not odd,
Or Pinkie Pie's written as Sweeney Todd,
Or Arwen's sister woos Boromir
And makes Gimli's wits disappear.

But if we were not around
The PPC would fall to th'ground
So, let's maintain the PPC
That Sues may not victorious be!