Mary, Did You Know?
Author:Kaitlyn
Tune:"Mary, Did You Know?" by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene
Year:2015
Hear it:Performed by Huinesoron!

Mary, did you know,
That your fav'rite boy
Is under our protection?
Mary, did you know,
We're on FF-N,
We're monit'ring all sections
Did you know there are rules against
What you are trying to do?
This canon is protected;
Can't say the same for you.

Mary, did you know,
It's been done before,
This story's not the first one
Mary, did you know,
If I'm being fair,
This story's not the worst one
But it's dull, and the characters
Are all behaving wrong
And so I bring this charge list,
Set in the form of song . . .

Your grammar sucks,
They're OOC,
You can't do that with pears
If this had been
Original
I wouldn't have to caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!

Mary, did you know,
There's no point in running
We will only catch you
Mary, please let go
There's no point in clinging
We will just detach you
Did you know
I'm not paid enough to listen to you cry
This is how the story's ending:
This is how you die!