Carol of the Recruit
Author:Neshomeh
Tune:"Carol of the Drum" / "Little Drummer Boy" by Katherine Kennicott Davis
Year:2010

Come, they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
Come join the PPC, pa rum pum pum pum
A thousand worlds to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Don't need a Ph.D., pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Only insanity, pa rum pum pum pum,
When you come.

All you agents, pa rum pum pum pum
I'm just a book nerd, too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no Ph.D., pa rum pum pum pum
Only this lit. degree, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I spellcheck, pa rum pum pum pum,
When I come?

Flowers nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
Agents passed Bleeprin 'round, pa rum pum pum pum
I have a partner now, pa rum pum pum pum
I spork bad 'fic, and how! pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

I gave my sanity, pa rum pum pum pum,
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