| Author: | The PPC Board, with contributions from Aztec, Neshomeh, Sedri, (name here), Ugolino, Phobos, Cinnia Aine, Tawaki, Unbridled, tabbycat, Tiroth, and Maudlin Hart |
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| Tune: | "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (trad. English) |
| Year: | 2009 |
On the first day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
A single glistening tear.
On the second day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Two mini-Balrogs
And a single glistening tear.
On the third day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the fifth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the sixth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the seventh day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Seven CAFs a-molting,
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the eighth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Eight underage admirals,
Seven CAFs a-molting,
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the ninth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage admirals,
Seven CAFs a-molting,
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the tenth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage admirals,
Seven CAFs a-molting,
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Eleven evil twins,
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage admirals,
Seven CAFs a-molting,
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Suethor gave to me
Twelve vamps a-sparkling,
Eleven evil twins,
Ten random tense shifts,
Nine stupid songfics,
Eight underage admirals,
Seven CAFs a-molting,
Six Elves a-drooling,
Five Time Lord 'ships!
Four misquoted poems,
Three unicorns,
Two mini-Balrogs,
And a single glistening tear.