A Sue Takes Christmas Carols Literally
Author:ElvenBookwyrm
Tune:"Deck the Halls" (trad. Welsh)
Year:2004-2005

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
*We see the Sue punching the PPC corridors with holly wrapped around her hand.*

Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!

'Tis the season to be jolly
*We see a group of agents rolling on the floor laughing at her.*

Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!

Don we now our gay apparel
*The Sue is trying to persuade Dafydd to wear a pink sequined outfit. Needless to say, he is refusing.*

Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la!

Troll the ancient yuletide carol
*The Sue is on a message board called "the ancient yuletide carol." She is trolling it.*

Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!