Sue Christmas
Author:Herr Wozzeck
Tune:"White Christmas" by Irving Berlin
Year:2013

I'm dreaming of a Sue Christmas
Just like the ones I used to fear
Where the minis hustled
And agents bustled
To stand and perhaps to jeer.

I'm dreaming of a Sue Christmas
Between the many shots of booze
May your missions go very slow
And may all your Christmases have Sues