You better watch out
Don't make pirates cry
The canon, don't flout
I'm telling you why
PPC is coming to town

They're making a list,
And charging you twice;
They can't stand "Queen Mist"
When her eyes look like ice.
PPC is coming to town

They see when Sue is weeping
Theatrics for luuuuv's sake
She bats her eyes: "Beauty is good!"
But we know her figure's fake!

O! You better watch out!
You better not try
To make Turner doubt
Her for whom he'd die.
PPC is coming to town.
PPC is coming to town.