You better watch out
You Sues and you Stus
If you know who is coming for you.
The PPC is coming to town.

They're making a list
Of charges for you.
And if it's too big then you'll be shot through.
The PPC is coming to town.

They know if you've been bending
The canon 'til it breaks.
For messing with the characters,
They'll turn you into steaks.

O... With swords and arrows
With poison and guns,
They'll right what was wrong and clean up your fun.
The PPC is coming to town.