These are your bad fics
Please take our advice
You've never written the nice ones anyway
And we're in a bad mood
See I've been writing a list
The gift you're receiving from me
Will be

One ironic dispatch
And two hopes we cry ourselves to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the console
And all we want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to us
Before you make us go insane

Don't write fics for Christmas
You're the last thing we wanna see
On the console
Merry Christmas, we could care less

Happy New Year, badfic
You owe us
The best gift we will ever ask for
Don't call us up, when the axe comes down
It's the only thing we want this year

One ironic dispatch
And two hopes we cry ourselves to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the console
And all we want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to us
Before you make us go insane

Don't write fics for Christmas
You're the last thing we wanna see
On the console
Merry Christmas, we could care less

Don't write fics for Christmas
You're the last thing we wanna see
On the console (Don't write fics for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, we could care less

Don't write fics for Christmas
You're the last thing we wanna see
On the console (Don't write fics for Christmas)
Merry Christmas, we could care less

[A Badfic Author, all speshul and stuff]
Sweet! He did that song again!
He must've spent a lot of time on this...
But this one time, this one Christmas I wrote this—
[beeps "Deck the Halls"]