Just hear those consoles jingling
Ring-ting-a-tingling too
Come on, there's awful writing
Needs plenty of smiting with you.

The Canon's slowly dying
And everyone's crying, "A Sue!"
Come on, there's bad narration
Needs eradication with you

Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding

Our knives are long and sharpened
And angry and hardened are we
We have to kill the story
And it will be gory, you'll see

Let's charge the Sue with her crime
Then stab her one time or two
Come on, there's painful plotting
Could use some mocking with you

Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding

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Our knives are long and sharpened
And angry and hardened are we
We have to kill the story
And it will be gory, you'll see

Let's charge that Sue with her crime
Then stab her one time or two
Come on, there's painful plotting
Could use some mocking with you

Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding
Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-diiiiiing-dooooong-diiiiiiiing