O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You head the Filk Division
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You head the Filk Division
When holly decks halls in HQ
You wear it on your branches too
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
You head the Filk Division

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
Your agents kill bad filk songs
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
Your agents kill bad filk songs
Why do they have to be like this?
Peace in our RCs would be bliss
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree
Your agents kill bad filk songs

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
What is that smell of burning?
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
What is that smell of burning?
We know that badfic takes the crown,
But please put that flamethrower down
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
What is that smell of burning?

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
It's warm and safe in FicPsych
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
It's warm and safe in FicPsych
You'll be the only Flower there,
But you'll just love the Kudzu's care
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
It's warm and safe in FicPsych...