I saw Mummy hunting Mary Sues
Somewhere out in Middle-earth last night,
She didn't see me creep
Through a portal to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
By her console fast asleep

Then I saw Mummy killing Mary Sues
And I knew they just weren't coming back
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mummy feed them to Ancalagon the Black!