I Saw Sherlock Kissing Mary Sue
Author:Lily Winterwood
Tune:"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Tommie Connor
Year:2012

I saw Sherlock kissing Mary Sue
Underneath Aura of Smooth last night
She didn’t see me weep
Or rage and gnash my teeth
She thought that she was living out a dirty fantasy

Then I stepped forth and charged the Mary Sue
Pushing her off rooftops to the ground!
The canon snapped back into shape
And my partner and I escaped
With our splatted Mary Sue pancake!