Obi-Wan had become an Aurek-grade cad.
Silmaril burns drove Anakin mad.
What I day I had in FicPsych!
Self-injuring was the Wizard of Oz.
Likewise Misunderstood!Woobie!Miraz.
What a day I had in FicPsych!

Some idiot put C'mell in
A room with Legolas.
Read Lost Tales 2 again; between
Elves and cats no love is lost.
And no sooner were they to Medical sent,
A TARDIS dropped off crackfic'ed Arthur Dent.
What a day I had in FicPsych!

Darth Sidious heard the sound of the drums.
Gonff was schizophrenic, also all thumbs.
What a day I had in FicPsych!
Leela had lost all of her spine.
Fluttershy could do nothing but whine!
What a day I had in FicPsych!

Ungoliant had been dancing
To "Spider in the Bath,"
Reepicheep had starred in Yiffstar fics,
Mister Scott now hated math,
And Retief was content to be a king's gift!
All this was just the first hour of my shift!
What a day I had in FicPsych!