Oh, Harry Potter had a baby boy
Oh, Harry Potter had a baby boy
Oh, Harry Potter had a baby boy
And he birthed it through his anus.

It came from his colon,
It came from that wizard kid's colon!
It came from his colon,
It came from that wizard kid's colon!
Get the debugger!
Get the debugger!
It came from his colon,
It came from that wizard kid's colon!

The agents wept when the baby was born
The agents wept when the baby was born
The agents wept when the baby was born
What's become of little Albus?

He fell through a plothole,
He fell through a buggery plothole!
He fell through a plothole,
He fell through a buggery plothole!
Get the debugger!
Get the debugger!
He fell through a plothole,
He fell through a buggery plothole!

Oh, Snape, he saw when the baby was born
Oh, Snape, he saw when the baby was born
Oh, Snape, he saw when the baby was born
What's become of our Severus?

He knocked up poor Harry,
He knocked up that poor Harry Potter!
He knocked up poor Harry,
He knocked up that poor Harry Potter!
Get the debugger!
Get the debugger!
He knocked up poor Harry,
He knocked up that poor Harry Potter!

The agents charged, for the baby was born
The agents charged, for the baby was born
The agents charged, for the baby was born
And they debugged the little fetus.

They took it to HQ,
They took it to Headquarters, woo hoo!
They took it to HQ,
They took it to Headquarters, woo hoo!
Get the debugger!
Get the debugger!
And take it to HQ,
And take it to Headquarters, woo hoo!