Hark! The Blasted Console's BEEPing
Author:hermione of vulcan
Tune:"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Charles Wesley, arr. William H. Cummings

Hark! The blasted console's BEEPing
Our next mission's calling!
We just got back from our last
Wake up now, move fast fast fast!

Grab your CAD and portal in
Witness the Sue's deadly sin
Kill her with a vengeance deep
Then go back to get some sleep

But hark! The blasted console BEEP!
And into the fic the agents leap.