I have a mini-Balrog
It was spawned by a Sue
My partner gave it to me—
Oh, that day I would rue!

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Oh, mini, mini, mini
What will I do with you?
You burnt up all my arrows
And even my new shoe.

Its name is Caradaras
Like the pass, don't you know
(The Sue that spawned it didn't
So my partner told her so!)

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Now when I'm on a mission
And freezing in the snow
I wish I had my mini
To make everything glow!

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