I saw a pair of agents fly
Through HQ's dreary halls
"What cause have you, so loud," asked I
"To stir these battered walls?"

"A race!" they called, and off they flew
I saw them never more
But heard their tale around HQ
From those who watched them soar.

Two dragons raced, with wings unveiled
To test their speed and skill
One from Improbabilities hailed
But lost — said she was ill.

The other served Intelligence's Rose
And claimed the victory crown
She wears it now where'er she goes
And never puts it down!