One small agent stands alone
With his CAD down by his side
One small agent on his own
With his CAD to check canon

He protects the canon, killing Sues
He keeps the canon true
He's one agent against badfic
Which makes his heart so blue

"Who can mend my broken CAD?
Will it be as good as new?
I must go on a mission
If I can't what shall I do?"

He protects the canon, killing Sues
He takes the canon's side
When the console BEEPs, inside he creeps
From the canons he must hide

For he protects the canon, killing Sues
He keeps the canon true
It might not pay, but still he'll say
Happy Sporking Times to you!

He protects the canon, killing Sues
He keeps the canon true
Makes-Things has repaired his CAD
And he goes on his mission

So he protects the canon, killing Sues
He keeps the canon true
When a mission's bad, he uses his CAD
Happy Sporking Times to you!
Happy Sporking Times to you!
Happy Sporking Times to you!
Happy Sporking Times to you!