[The Marquis de Sod]
Joy to the world!
The week's rolled round
And payday's here again
Let's give the agents
A little money
Then maybe they won't quit
Oh, please don't let them quit
I don't want to go into the Worlds again.

[Sambar, Department of Finance]
Joy to the world.
The week's rolled round.
And payday's here again.
Now all my books
Need going over
And where is my red pen?
Oh, who took my red pen?
I've lost my pen, my one red pen!

[Tango, Department of Mary Sues]
Joy to the world!
The week's rolled round
And payday's here again!
It may be peanuts but
It's all I've got
So let's go down the pub
Please, let's go down the pub
I need a drink, let's go down the pub.

[Mortic, Department of WhatThe]
Joy to the— [BEEEEP]
Oh, shut up, you
I just wanted a rest!
I don't care what you—
Wait, is that Legolas?
And Sherlock and the Borg?
Oh, come on then, let's go
Just one more mission and THEN a break.

[CAL-9000, Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation]
Joy to the world
The week's rolled round
And payday's here again.
Now what am I
Supposed to do
With money, I ask you
I mean, I am a robot
In fact, why am I even bothering to sing this song and make it scan?

[The Agents]
Joy to the world!
The week's rolled round
And payday's here again!
It isn't much but
Hey, it's a job

[Tango]
So let's go down the pub

[Mortic]
I'm a bit busy right now

[The Agents]
Oh, life goes on in the PPC!