Sues seducing every pretty guy,
Slashers slashing horribly,
The holiday season is definitely nigh,
That means more work for us, unluckily.

Everybody knows that killing all these Christmas!Sues
Helps to make the canon right.
Mary Sues with their eyes all rainbow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Trojie’s on her way,
And for that bad biology they're going to pay,
Then every Mary Sue is going to die,
And be thrown off towers to see if they can fly...

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
For Sues from one to ninety-three,
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
JUST DON’T PISS OFF THE PPC.