Suff'ring Through a Badfic Once Again
Author:Rez Montrose
Tune:"Winter Wonderland" by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith
Hear it:Performed by Keily!

Console screams, are you listening?
In our hands, swords are glistening
A horrible sight, we're wary tonight
Suff'ring through a badfic once again.

Disappeared is our true girl
Here instead is a new girl
She sings a rock song, as she goes along
We're suff'ring through a badfic once again.

In the forest there will be a palace
And inside we'll find our Mary Sue
She'll be unaware of all our malice
Until we catch her and we run her through.

Later on, we'll conspire
As we watch the fic transpire
To kill that Sue dead, with a shot to the head,
For suff'ring through a badfic once again!