|Tune:||"Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella" (trad. French)|
Bring a torch, Selene and Dafydd,
Bring flamethrowers, come hurry and run!
It's a palace, a palace in Mirkwood,
Evil!Thranduil, and "Leggy" calling:
"Ah, ah! Beautiful is the Mary,
Ah, ah! Beautiful is the Sue!"
It is wrong to muck with the canon,
It is wrong to warp time and space.
Hasten now, Selene and Dafydd!
Lest you be late, and miss the charges.
Ha, ha! Look at the stupid palace!
Ha, ha! Look at the stupid Sue!
Swiftly now, to burn the palace,
Swiftly now, to burn the Sue.
See how prettily it is burning,
See how the fire restores the canon!
Ah, ah! Beautiful is the fire,
Ah, ah! Beautiful are the flames!