On the first day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
One Ring to rule them all

On the second day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the third day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Seven Dwarven rings
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Eight Elven broaches
Seven Dwarven rings
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Nine Fellowship members
Eight Elven broaches
Seven Dwarven rings
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Ten thousand orcs
Nine Fellowship members
Eight Elven broaches
Seven Dwarven rings
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Eleven Elven cloaks
Ten thousand orcs
Nine Fellowship members
Eight Elven broaches
Seven Dwarven rings
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Precious gave to me:
Twelve evil schemes
Eleven Elven cloaks
Ten thousand orcs
Nine Fellowship members
Eight Elven broaches
Seven Dwarven rings
Six pretty elves
Five crazy wizards!
Four drunken hobbits
Three Elven rings
Two hunky men
And One Ring to rule them all!