The Twelve Days of Spamming
Author:Neshomeh and Phobos
Tune:"The Twelve Days of Christmas" (trad. English)
Year:2011

On the first day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the second day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the third day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the fourth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the fifth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the sixth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the seventh day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Seven Mickeys *censored*,
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the eighth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Eight ads for Cialis,
Seven Mickeys *censored*,
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the ninth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Nine accusations,
Eight ads for Cialis,
Seven Mickeys *censored*,
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the tenth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Ten banhammers swinging,
Nine accusations,
Eight ads for Cialis,
Seven Mickeys *censored*,
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the eleventh day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
An eleven-year-old schoolboy,
Ten banhammers swinging,
Nine accusations,
Eight ads for Cialis,
Seven Mickeys *censored*,
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!

On the twelfth day of spamming, the spammers gave to me
Twelve spelling errors,
An eleven-year-old schoolboy,
Ten banhammers swinging,
Nine accusations,
Eight ads for Cialis,
Seven Mickeys *censored*,
Six bogus data,
Five fake IPs!
Four stolen names,
Three word-salads,
Two shady links,
And some pics of a Ypur stampede!