Merry Christmas, PPC
Author:Matt Cipher
Tune:"Merry Christmas, Everyone" by Shakin' Stevens
Year:2018
Hear it:Performed by Matt Cipher!

Sues are falling all around me
Agents slaying, having fun
It's the season for tons of awful fanfics
Merry Christmas, PPC!

Time for parties and celebrations
After we're done work overtime
Time for presents, the loot from fallen targets
If the Flowers give a dime.

We're gonna have a party tonight
I'm gonna find that Sue
in the plot hole where she hides, I'll use my dynamite!

Canon's swaying, Sues are spreading
All the old songs we love to hear
This once claims she's Harry's long lost sister
What a nice way to spend the year

We're gonna have a party tonight
I'm gonna find that Sue
in the plot hole where she hides, I'll use my dynamite!

Sues are falling, all around me
Agents slaying, having fun
It's the season for tons of awful fanfics
Merry Christmas, PPC!
Merry Christmas, PPC!