You know Delta and Lily and ShyIon and Kitsune,
Comet and Cipher and July and Ixi.
But do you recall the most unknown returnbie of all?

Maslab the Unknown Returnbie
Popped onto the Discord one day
And if you ever saw him
You may even recognize his name

All of the other Discorders
Had to deal with all his puns
They all wanted Maslab
To make a post on the Board

Then one random December Day
Comet went and said
Maslab with your puns so many
Could I make a filk on this?

Then he went ahead and returned
And we shouted out with glee
Maslab the Unknown Returnbie
You'll go down in history!