You know Dafydd and Ilraen and Bulldog and Barid
Tawaki and Cupid and Gremlin and Makes-Things
But do you recall the most famous agents of all?

Ja-a-ay and Acacia
Killed themselves a lot of Sues
But if you ever asked them
They might say it wasn’t true

All of the nasty Flowers
Tried to take away their pay
But brave Jay and Acacia
Continued to save the day!

Then one badfic in Loh-tee-ar
Drove them quite insane
Boromir was kissing Sues
Legolas suddenly turned gay!

So then Jay and Acacia
Decided to run away
The moral of this story
Is agents should really get paid!