"I really love this job!" said nobody
Those vacation hours are gone you see
And I know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish from Upstairs, see
is as plain as it can be!

All I want from Upstairs is a vacation,
a vacation, just a vacation!
Gee, if I could only have a vacation,
then I could finally be happy!

It seems so long since I could say,
"Man, Upstairs is really kind and thoughtful!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only relax—[BEEP!]

All I want from Upstairs is a vacation,
a vacation, a vacation.
Gee, if I could only have a vacation,
then I could finally be happy!