A DAVD Carol
Author: | Huinesoron |
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Tune: | "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" / "The Christmas Song" by Bob Wells and Mel Tormé |
Year: | 2013 |
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
It's just as twisted as it sounds
Poor old canons being thrown in the briar
Or being run down by the hounds
Everybody knows some violence and some horror goes
A bit too far, won't sleep tonight
Being tortured, under flu-or-escent glow
Takes some doing to set right
It isn't Christmas — not this way
If we've to deal with stories of death and decay
Give us a break, they don't have to die!
Or all the other things we ever decry
So DAVD is offering this simple plea
To fanfic writers old or new
This Christmas time
Just this one day this year
Stop the violence — we beg you.