[Caroline]
Hark! Hear the shrieks —
Indignant squeaks —
Filling the halls,
Deaf'ning us all!

[Fiona]
Gilbert's a mouse!
Who is the louse
Who turned him cute,
But didn't mute —

[Caroline]
His grating whine?
O! mini mine!
Flutteryshy
Flies gaily by,
Cackling with glee,
Then — mercy me! —
Spots Veralyn
And makes her spin!

[Fiona]
'Round, 'round she goes
On tippy-toes!
On down the hall —
Into a wall!

O! how they fume!
Pacing the room,
They plan a stew — or
Mini fondue!

Gilly, Gilly, Gilly's blown a gasket!

[Caroline]
Veralyn just grabbed a basket!

[Fiona]
Now they give chase,
Red in the face!

[Caroline]
Don't intervene —
They'll eat your spleen!

[Both]
Oi...