Boris the red-eyed wraith horse (wraith horse)
Had some creepy glowing eyes (like a Balrog)
And if you ever see him (see him)
Say hello and he'll say "Hi." (with molasses)
All of the other wraith horse (wraith horse)
Used to snort and shake their manes (ornery grump-heads)
They never let poor Boris (Boris)
Bear a wraith on Mordor's plains (rather dusty)

Then one dark and scary eve
Sauron came to call (bwa-ha-ha)
He said naught 'cos eyes can't talk
But Witchy got him saddled up

Now all the other wraith horse (wraith horse)
Watch him screech away in glee (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
Boris the red-eyed wraith horse (wraith horse)
Unfortunately drowned will be (like Drogo)
Unfortunately droowwwned will beeeeee.