Because in the natural order, vampires feed on Sues.

This division was founded by Phoenix, a friend of mine from AIM role-plays, and was meant to feature her agents Martin and Mira working in the Legacy of Kain video games fandom. Sadly, the spin-off never got off the ground, but the introduction is one of the best writing samples I've ever seen in a Permission request.

Introduction

In which the agents apply for Official Permission.

Rating: PG/K+ - Nothing bad, but not meant for young kids.