About Phobos' Lair

You have entered Phobos' Lair. He has always been here. Rule #1: Protect your neck.

Various Phobos-related things can be found here. These are them.

The Characters

Agent Barid
Agent Brightbeard

Agent Decima

Durotar and Kur'nak

(Agent?) Phobos

Response Center 1986
"Warcraft Epic"
In which Barid and Brightbeard save a continent.
Rating: PG-13/T - Disturbing sexual advances on a Mary Sue. No one wants to see that.
Continuum: World of Warcraft.
"The Dark Side"
In which Barid and Brightbeard team up with agents from the Department of Implausible Crossovers and make some new friends.
Rating: PG-13/T - It's all Barid's fault.
Continua: World of Warcraft and Fullmetal Alchemist.
The Misadventures of Phobos
"Part One – Bad Slash"
In which a man just wants to visit his woman.
Rating: PG-13/T - Ladyparts doing improbable things to each other.
Continuum: Harry Potter.
Response Center 9
"The Misadventures of Phobos, Part One – Bad Slash"
In which a man just wants to visit his woman.
Rating: PG-13/T - Ladyparts doing improbable things to each other.
Continuum: Harry Potter.
"Cosmic Love"
In which love is found in all the wrong places.
Rating: PG-13/T - MPreg, swearing, and more closet jokes than is healthy.
Continua: Twilight and Harry Potter.
The Postal Department
"Going Postal"
A typical day in the life of two Postal agents.
Rating: PG/K+ - "Bright purple object of explicit nature."
"Going Postal 2"
Not a typical day in the life of two Postal agents.
Rating: PG/K+ - Misanthropic language.
Catastrophe Theory

The future ain't what it used to be.

"Bound and Gagged"
In an uncharted future, the Potted Fern Official receives an unexpected visitor.
Rating: PG/K+ - Reckless and irresponsible pop culture references.
"The End Is Nigh!"
Repent?
Rating: PG-13/T - Violence.
"Fine and Dandy"
Diligent research unearths a record from the past.
Rating: PG/K+ - Strange attitudes toward cities.