You have entered Phobos' Lair. He has always been here. Rule #1: Protect your neck.

Various Phobos-related things can be found here. These are them.

The Characters

Agent Barid
Agent Brightbeard

Agent Decima

Durotar and Kur'nak

(Agent?) Phobos

"Warcraft Epic"

In which Barid and Brightbeard save a continent.

Rating: PG-13/T - Disturbing sexual advances on a Mary Sue. No one wants to see that.

Continuum: World of Warcraft.

"The Dark Side"

In which Barid and Brightbeard team up with agents from the Department of Implausible Crossovers and make some new friends.

Rating: PG-13/T - It's all Barid's fault.

Continua: World of Warcraft and Fullmetal Alchemist.

"Part One – Bad Slash"

In which a man just wants to visit his woman.

Rating: PG-13/T - Ladyparts doing improbable things to each other.

Continuum: Harry Potter.

"The Misadventures of Phobos, Part One – Bad Slash"

In which a man just wants to visit his woman.

Rating: PG-13/T - Ladyparts doing improbable things to each other.

Continuum: Harry Potter.

"Cosmic Love"

In which love is found in all the wrong places.

Rating: PG-13/T - MPreg, swearing, and more closet jokes than is healthy.

Continua: Twilight and Harry Potter.

"Going Postal"

A typical day in the life of two Postal agents.

Rating: PG/K+ - "Bright purple object of explicit nature."

"Going Postal 2"

Not a typical day in the life of two Postal agents.

Rating: PG/K+ - Misanthropic language.

The future ain't what it used to be.

"Bound and Gagged"

In an uncharted future, the Potted Fern Official receives an unexpected visitor.

Rating: PG/K+ - Reckless and irresponsible pop culture references.

"The End Is Nigh!"

Repent?

Rating: PG-13/T - Violence.

"Fine and Dandy"

Diligent research unearths a record from the past.

Rating: PG/K+ - Strange attitudes toward cities.