God rest ye merry, Boarders all,
Let nothing ruin the day;
For know that Huinesoron
Has sporked C*l*br**n—
To save us all from Suedom's ilk
And keep us all insane,

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy!
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.

In Iximaz's Google Drive,
Rina Dives was born!
And tackled Rose Potter
And to a Time Lord turned.
At which her partner, Zeb,
Did nothing take in scorn.

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy!
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.

From Miss Cam's blessed mind did come
A university—
And unto certain fangirls
Brought canon ficcery;
So that in the Pit's archives
Some goodfic there might be!

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy!
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.