All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Sharp Knives
| Author: | The Warrior of Many Faces |
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| Tune: | "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" by Donald Yetter Gardner |
| Year: | 2011 |
All I want for Christmas is my two sharp knives,
My two sharp knives,
Yes, my two sharp knives.
Gee, if I could only have my two sharp knives,
Then I could stab a Sue for Christmas!
It seems so long since I could stab
"Silthiwilithi Silthiwethil Titell!"
Every time I try to kill,
All I have are needles!
All I want for Christmas is my two sharp knives,
My two sharp knives,
Yes, my two sharp knives.
Gee, if I could only have my two sharp knives,
Then I could stab a Sue for Christmas!