Where are you, period?
Why can't I find you?
Why have you gone away?
Where is the grammar
in this here fanfic?
What is she trying to say?

Structure needs changing
Words rearranging
Why are there apostrophes, too?

Where are you, comma?
Do you remember
when you were used properly?
It's just not the same
This sentence is lame
You just get abused so easily!

Semicolon is here
Everywhere
Hyphen is here
If you care
There is no love for the little dotted marks
And the space bar is fed to the sharks

I need you, punctuation
It's the only way
That I can stay sane
The joy of punctuation
Makes a fanfic good
Or at least better than usual

Where are you, punctuation?
This sentence just sucks.