The Fangirl Song
Maybe your sister's bestest friend was one Fangirls are dumb, dumb children, they say But there's a little fan in every woman today (There's a little fan in every woman today) Fangirls weren't all about getting a squeeze Glomping their objects of lust and making them wheeze When characters seemed to be lost in a daze Fangirls ran onto the scene - in so many ways (Chorus) Authors wrote stories and fangirls were there To seek out the good ones and give them sweet care And fangirls knew stories of how they began Do you wish you could help them? - well, maybe you can! (Chorus) Some people think all the fangirls are bad Some people are scared of the mania they have The desire to love and to give and to care It's not something to fear - it's a treasure to share (Chorus) There's a little fan There's a little fan There's a little fan in every woman today! |